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fuck frank!

An interesting look back into past Newgrounds!

Legit cool game!

This is alright! It is a pretty simple dodging game, but it is a good base for a game. I do think the graphics do look alright, but I think a background would be good for this. I think staring at a blank maroon background is pretty boring, and I'm sure that finding a background that doesn't obscure the objects won't be hard.
I personally think the movement could be a bit faster. It is just a teensy bit slow, and it might not be good if you're trying to chase scores in the hundreds,
I also do think that there could be a little more variety in the sound effects. Hearing "Yahoo!" after a while does get pretty tiring. Maybe you could fit at least two or more sound effects that play at random whenever you collect the food. I did laugh whenever you collect the beetroot, though. It is a perfect sound. I also like the funny picture when you game over :D.
However, not bad overall! I do like the concept of this game, and the game is actually pretty fun. It's definitely simple, but I don't think you should really stress about adding a bunch of stuff to the game. You're starting out and should really just go at your own pace.

TendajiGamez responds:

Thank you so much! I plan to make this game available on the windows store, the Mac store, the App Store, and the google play store! I was trying to make it like those match 4 king.com brain growing games and I think this review was neat!

i'm a true game developer....

an interesting portal to what the internet was like back then, although in a much more satirical way.

this game's graphics slap. but i don't know why there's gabe newell repeatedly playing... kinda annoying imo

I honestly wish I found this game during when I was a kid so I could form some nostalgic memories with this. But as a young somewhat adult (I'm 18 but still feel immature), I can appreciate this game for how much it perfectly nails the Minecraft feel while providing some new things. This is an impressive fan game, and I thank you for all the hard work you've put into the updates and the reform to HTML5. :D

Zanzlanz responds:

Thank you a lot for not only appreciating the game for what it is currently and the work that went into it, but also for how it ages as people might remember it.

It's true that a LOT of the people commenting these days are here for nostalgia. I love memories like that, and am grateful to be able to preserve people's childhood memories :)

Thanks!

good game but why is there so much vehicular manslaughter

pollyanoid responds:

legal in italy

occasionally grows from the soil

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Age 20

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i'm not a dweeb >:(((((

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